The Excuse

The Excuse

b/c the big bang was neither big nor made a bang

b/c light [last line]

b/c the sex counselor has never had an orgasm

b/c I latch on to the first person who likes me

b/c I’ve been in a new city for one night and
I’m already seeing people I’ve met

b/c I

b/c I hit puberty before I knew my name has
two syllables [TX, Rhine diminutive for Ry-an]

b/c Artists are Charlatans

b/c I fucking hate books, I hate books w/ a passion: Everything else I just hate

b/c the great monuments began as playthings of ancient children

b/c I am immortal only since there’s no time

b/c even an Idiot is 49% genius

b/c I conducted the first nude orchestra w/ my feet

b/c the stranger caught me looking at her breasts and thought--
he is already cheating on me

b/c the small powerful men insist on clothes

b/c the good students don’t have to…..

b/c [fill in here…]