Apology for ‘Lechery’ [or, a letter to an Arab]

Ashraf say:

Sharmoot, GOOD non-sleazy flirting requires wit.
but still a flirt is as significant as a fart.
How you react to a flirt is what determines how loyal you are.


Link say:

There is social genius the likes of which such a concentration of nerves hasn’t been seen since the pecker. The nervous and the neurotic have neurons whilst the fluent and effluent have flow to spare. A glance shatters me and I shatter a bottle over your calm head talking jive to a girl and you’ll not miss a beat. You’ll have whores lined up like the terracotta army in flesh tones while I trip on a stack of porn and injure my knee. And passive pimpin’, mind you, though it hasn’t yet given world population growth a speeding ticket, is the will of the people, because there’s more than one way to pick a fruit--an earth tremor can jimmy it out of socket, a stiff breeze can spit shine too many leaves, a touchy-feely gravity lets the dead apple fall where it may. Instead I stammer and sometimes drool, not that it matters since I’m married and glad I don’t have to talk to girls anymore and off the dart board [where I was the hollow bald real estate outside the circle]. I’ll admit the blurb was for people to feel good about themselves who shouldn’t feel good about themselves, not your cock-ready strapping man whore slick of tongue and pillow, but your curtain-cunted, old, scorned bag of disposable whore all to easily passing up a life of happiness by dismissing loners and dweebs who are inaccessible too all but the most drastic of reformed sluts and the most patient of summer virgins. Give me your tongue-tied and crippled, and I’ll show you a marvelously sad bunch who can’t help but be a little more moral, and smarter with time to spare. Until I’d read Hawking, beans were my favorite veggie: he not only edifies but could get head from most of the fifth year seniors; and he is the first to admit this wouldn’t be possible without.

So when I said sad good flirters are dumb and not loyal, I meant booknerds don’t have verve because they got the nerve, and can’t cheat because they can’t cheat. Dig?

Respond only if you think I’m right