Prenatal Stew

She went to
the toilet

while I reheated
supper

and came into the
kitchen
smelling like
stew

“I threw up the stew.”

“OK.”

“Next time you shit put the paper towels in the can. The shitter can swallow’em. We need..”

“Anything else?”

“Could you come and see why it’s blood red.”

“The raspberry juice…”

“Agh, the raspberry juice…”

“Anything else?”

“Yea, don’t forget to give thanks for the food…”