Valentine’s

Fresh air
blew thru walls
and past my space heater
at the speed of 9 degrees below zero.

Ice collected on the floor boards.

A skunk farted
in the back yard
and it hangs in the house
like crime.

I can see my breath indoors

she says it feels
like the itch
and the scratch
at the same time.

I couldn’t get it up

and

we had to wait a day late to get the chocolate's half-off

....

It was the best Valentine’s Day I’ve had

because

It’s the only Valentine’s day I’ve had