War Plan; or If you see the Buddha, blow her up

War Plan; or If you see the Buddha, blow her up

“When you know your enemy, then you will know yourself” Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[for the monotheists]

one part
crusader
&
one part
jihadi

they die
and kill
like
God in the flesh

purifying thru blood

they do not
separate
God and State
or
Murder and Religion

they believe in a jealous god
but what exactly is god supposed to be jealous of?

notice they say;
more have died in the name of God
not
in names of God
or
in name of Gods

monotheists bear
the lion’s share
of murder

when I saw the live feed of a crusader getting beheaded
I lost it a little more

and wanted to send them a feed of a jihadi
whose lobbed off cock I’d put in the blender
and mixed with some home brew
and we drank together
as an offering
to war

just so they would know
I’m crazy too

but then I thought…
this isn’t enough

everyone is violent
and so when people
say
he or she could never…
they’re wrong
we can

so can you

I doubt no one
because
I believe in the
power of blood

but
I can’t stoop
to the level so

HERE IS MY WAR PLAN--

you lose
america
because you‘re half-ass

to avoid revenge,
says Machiavelli,
you either
pamper or crush
your enemies

you should be more conservative
than the conservative
and
more liberal than the liberal

according to the 9th sura
of the Koran
if the infidel makes a pact
and breaks it
declare jihad

but if the infidel
keeps his word,
because God is just,
there can be no jihad

so here is the pact
among monotheists

the US should pull support for
Israel
get out of Iraq and Afghanistan

stop making orphans
in the Middle East
and
tomorrows foe will
show you mercy

Napoleon said it,
the best training for a soldier is
poverty and desperation

[guerilla war wins every time]

if you imprisoned my father
I would throw a rock at a tank

if I had balls

and maybe I don’t have balls

we all like to think we have’em

most don’t

you see, Islam would crush Christianity
simply because of her testicles
because of crazy tempered with discipline

so we cut and run

with one stipulation

with one warning

many a time as a boxer I’d lay back on the ropes

knowing the other guy had more heart

was tougher

hell, the ref probly had more heart

but I had punch

and the guy had will

he waylayed me

I was like a purse full of chapped pussies

and then….

bam

I would rock him with a sneaky counter

then knock him out so hard

he never was the same again

so that would be the warning the white man
would dish out to the terrorist

we stopped terrorizing you,
you stop terrorizing us.

[the big terrorist always punishes the small terrorist, ruthlessly]

we will no longer rape your land
and kill your fathers.

we let you be

and if you so much as set a firecracker
in my lawn

it’s on

I give you the place and time
Three nukes in all

One on Mecca

One on Medina

and fuck it

One on Jerusalem

we then paratroop every sort of lowlife psychopath into the major cites
every rapist, murderer, and child molester we got.

we starve them, arm them, then fly them in

whatever happens happens because shortly after we
sail in another round of nukes

wasting them all

then the real war would begin

the mother of motherfuckers

the monotheist would kill each other off

the only just war is
when one man who is willing to kill another
kills
another man who is alspwilling to kill

in this sense
the bigger the war the better

the more monotheist
that die the better

as chairman Mao says--
war can only be abolished through war
in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun

let all murderers murder each other

peace will reign
waiting on the next generation
of watered-down murderers

the plan gives peace
a chance
then suicide

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all of this
I’m saying
is just bullshit

really

you want to stop fucking with
the Arabs?

you want to save
grandpa’s children?

kill oil
before
oil kills
us

the genius who
does this saves the world

no matter where you’re from
the enemies of the world are the men who do anything for oil

beat the fuel and crush the enemy

that’s all

and if you ever see me
on a ballet

don’t vote that year
or kill me